(m-au amuzat :D )

If u were the next burger at McDonalds you would be MacGorgeous

Is your last name Gillete ’cause you`re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out

You look so sweet you give me a toothache

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home

I’m not telling you this because I want to impress you…but I am Batman.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!