“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
:)) Mie-mi par ambele la fel de aiurea…dar na.
Si inca unu` bun rau…
“Today I bought a pie at 3,14$. I laughed…”
:)))) Foarte tareeeee! :D Ce MISTO ca mai sunt oameni cu umor pe Terra!
“Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“In the end, money will buy everything”
“Today I opened a pack of bubblegums and on the inside it said ‘made with real bubbles’”
: ))
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
“Immature love says “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says “I need you because I love you.”
+400 de oameni urmaresc SaseSimturi.ro pe Facebook. :)
Next stop 500 si apoi +1.000!
“I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!”
Tareeeee. ASA ESTE!
I`m not fat! I`m big boned!!!! Pe acest principiu se merge, hihiheh :)
“Am gasit raspunsul la intrebarile lumii!!! “
“Dezavantajul de a fi ordonat: niciodata nu gasesc accidental bani prin casa”