Fruit… it’s just God showing off. “Look at all the colours I know!”

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven’t done that well with everybody else.

Cool, calm, and unemotional. Protestant, for short. It’s a fantastic religion, it makes absolutely no demands upon you at all, which is why it’s not a great religion. All great religions are built on shame. You don’t have any of that if you’re Protestant. You go to the church, sing a few hymns, have a cup of tea, everybody goes home and has a wank.

(citate din Dylan Moran – comediant)