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		<title>Banc cu Iisus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Ierusalim, adunare mare, zarva, oameni adunati, dadeau cu pietre in Maria Magdalena. Femeia, la zid, incasa bolovani si pietre, zgariata, “valeuuu, lasati-maaaaa, lasati-maaaaa”. Oamenii, aruncau in ea si o huiduiau, dadeau sa o omoare. Apare Iisus, de dupa un deal&#8230; Cu aureola aia secsi a lui, in slapii aia bengosi, cu pleata desfacuta cum [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">In Ierusalim, adunare mare, zarva, oameni adunati, dadeau cu pietre in Maria Magdalena. Femeia, la zid, incasa bolovani si pietre, zgariata, “valeuuu, lasati-maaaaa, lasati-maaaaa”. Oamenii, aruncau in ea si o huiduiau, dadeau sa o omoare.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">Apare Iisus, de dupa un deal&#8230; Cu aureola aia secsi a lui, in slapii aia bengosi, cu pleata desfacuta cum ii place Luanei&#8230;ce sa mai, super tare. Apostolii in spate. Se uita Iisus al nostru in stanga, se uita in dreapta, se apropie calm si cumpatat de oameni.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">“Stati! Stati! Fratii mei&#8230;ce se intampla? De ce dati in sarmana femeie!?”<br />
”Iisus! Este o tarfa, este o CURVA, trebuie ucisa!!!! Asa zice legea! Huooooo! Mori, TARFOOOO!!!!”</span></p>
<p><strong>Si incep iar sa dea in ea cu pietre, la zid. Magdalena tzipa ca din gura de sarpe.</strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">“STATI, stati! Fratii mei! Stati, nu asa este legea lui Dumnezeu, mai presus de noi toti!”, rosteste Iisus, ridicandu-i-se un fir de par, rebel, pe la perciuni&#8230;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">“Uite cum facem!”, continua acesta. “Daca este VREUNUL dintre voi, de aici, fara de PACAT, ACELA si doar ACELA sa arunce cu piatra!”</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">Zdrang, un ditamai bolovanu` o trazneste pe Magdalena in capatzana, aia saraca cade intr-o balta de sange, moarta.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">Lumea amuteste, Iisus ramane perplex&#8230; Se intoarce pe calcaie, confuz.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:13pt;">“Hai ma MAMA MA!!!! IAR te bagi?!!?”</span></p>
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